What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What are the causes of over sweating?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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